Smiley Day!
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"