Smiley Day!

Keeping with the Holiday Spirit, for this Smiley Day we thought it would be nice to feature Hippo Gifts!
These gifts were found on Etsy
For a nice handmade gift! The first is a pattern for a knit Hippo!

found here

The next one is for the cold nights! A Hippo inside a Mug!
found here

If all they want for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, then why not in a card?

found here
We hope these suggestions help! Have a Happy Holidays!

Smiley Day!

Smiley Day!

What do you call a hippo with hiccups?

A hiccupotomas!

What do you call a hippo who thinks she’s sick?

A hippochondriac.

What’s cool, Irish, and loves to splash in the river?

A hip O’Potamus.

Smiley Day!

For this SMILEY DAY...

The Rare Pink Hippo!!

Photography by Burrard-Lucas

Smiley Day!

Smiley Day!

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

For weeks a six-year-old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

Smiley Day!

Smiley Day!

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"

Smiley Day!

Smiley Day!

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

Smiley Day!

Smiley Day Joke:

There were three men on a hill with their watches.

The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.

The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.

The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it.

The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it.

The third man said, "Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow!"

Smiley Day!

Q: What does an alarm cluck say? A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-do!" Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan! Q: How long do chickens work? A: Around the cluck!

Hope Everyone Had A Great Day!

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Don't Forget about SMILEY DAY!

SMILEY DAY! - is the 14th of every month, it is the day we will post funny videos, jokes, and have our monthly contest!

So check back on the 14th for this months Contest!

A Great chance to win Awesome PRIZES!!

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