I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"